... and your mother's credit card. ... Britney spears is gathering fan feedback for her next album. But it's not free. It's strictly members-only only via her official fan club at http://britneyspears.com.

Fork over $25 in the US and Canada, and $30 elsewhere, and you can vote on album titles ranging from provocative to silly, including:
1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity

Or just save the dough and copy the songs from your best friend's iPod or P2P when it comes out.